User talk:Jimbo Wales: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia

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S<s>n</s><b>k</b>ookum, no one is reading your stuff because it is too long. You have already posted over 2000 words here and I have no clue of even your general topic. If you don't know how use a topic sentence followed by reasons and examples, try [http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Paragraph] or maybe [https://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/606/01/]. At least break up your text into paragraphs so it looks like it has been organized in some way. —[[User:Neotarf|Neotarf]] ([[User talk:Neotarf|talk]]) 06:39, 7 April 2014 (UTC)

:::How 'bout I call you "Neofart" because you called me "Snookum" which is cute but clearly derisive; "skookum" means "strong, capable, reliable, trustworthy" btw.[[User:Skookum1|Skookum1]] ([[User talk:Skookum1|talk]]) 08:34, 7 April 2014 (UTC)

::::Now see.....this only goes to prove you aren't really trying. I mean....simply changing the "f" to a "d" would have been funnier and cuter. ;-)--[[User:Mark Miller|Mark Miller]] ([[User talk:Mark Miller|talk]]) 08:39, 7 April 2014 (UTC)

:::::good point, but using that would no doubt have earned another report from Uyvsdi to her list of outrages by me at the ANI; not that comments here haven't already been used there, I really haven't been looking. I'm not allowed to speak there anyway, so...I spoke up against the topic ban and its inherent hypocrisy and probably my 150 or so words, if that there, will also be styled TLDR and "see, he's not stopping, time to ban him"......and the claim that the derisive used here was a "typo" is rather comical; the n and the k aren't next to each other......[[User:Skookum1|Skookum1]] ([[User talk:Skookum1|talk]]) 06:08, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

:Oh wasn't I doing that? Thought I was.....apparently I have to try even shorter paragraphs huh? LOL, yeah, whatever. I'm sorry you are having comprehension problems, clearly others here do not. Perhaps you should try some [[remedial reading course]]s or take some ''[[gingko biloba]]'' extract to help you concentrate on passages you find difficult.