Dragon Ball: Commander Red Saga: Difference between revisions - Wikiquote

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:'''Soldier''': It looks like the boy has almost reached Captain Yellow's location.

:'''Commander Red''': Of course! He's just in time... ta mess things up!

:'''General Blue''': I'm home.▼

:'''Soldier 2''': That's right, you just keep pushing me buddy.

:'''General Blue''': Quit your blubbing, and open the gate.▼

=== The Notorious Mercenary ===

▲:'''General Blue:''': QuitI yourhave blubbing,returned andto open theduty, gate.sir?

:'''Commander Red''': (to General Blue) Ya know how it works around here. Those who cannot achieve results are punished. And severely.▼

:'''Commander Red:''': HuhHow could you come back here?▼

:'''General Blue:''' Well it was quite a hassle. I was forced to steal a plane and a car and...

:'''Commander Red:''' That's not what I meant! You failed to get the dragon ball from the kid!! And you have the nerve to come here empty handed!

:'''General Blue:''' But he's. Tricky.

:'''Commander Red:''' I don't need your excuses!

:'''General Blue:''' But Commander, I was able to confiscate the Dragon Radar from him, and here it is. It easily hones in on the Dragon Ball location and it's extremely accurate, too.

:'''Staff Officer Black:''': What doIt's yousmaller meanthan byI that?expected▼

:'''General Blue:''' it will take me no time to secure all the dragon balls with the device. He he.

:'''Commander Red:''' Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. A good find I'll give you that, but I recall, your assignment was to get the DRAGON BALLS!!

:'''General Blue:''' Uh.

▲:'''Commander Red:''': ''(to General Blue)'' Ya know how it works around here. Those who cannot achieve results are punished. And severely.

▲:'''General Blue:''': I'mAh! homeNo.

:''(General Blue drops the radar and breaks down)''

:'''Commander Red:''' However, since you've been of value to us in the past, I'll give you a chance to save yourself.

:'''General Blue:''' How?

:'''Commander Red:''' I will be willing to let you live if you fight Mercenary Tao here and defeat him.

:'''General Blue:''' Mercenary Tao?

:'''Mercenary Tao:''' Mmmhmm?

:'''Commander Red:''' So what do ya think. You're in?

:'''General Blue:''' Yes. I'm in. Thank you for the opportunity, commander. He he he he.

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:'''Mercenary Tao''': What!? That's impossible! I told you I took care of him, Commander!

:'''Mercenary Tao''': You can't order me! I'm not one of your little soldiers.

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:'''Mercenary Tao''': That's the second suit you've destroyed! Grr! Do you have any idea how difficult it's going to be to find another decent tailor!? Grr!

:'''Goku''': You should worry about your fighting. Not your looks.

:'''Mercenary Tao''': You dare question my abilities!? Well...THEN, TASTEthen MYtaste DODONmy RAY!!Dodon Ray!

:'''Goku''': Grrr!!

:'''Upa''': Be careful, Goku!

:'''Goku''': Go ahead. I'm ready for you this time!

:'''Mercenray Tao''': Dodon! GRRRRRRGah! (takes a blast at Goku, but blocks it)

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:'''Mercenary Tao''': Hah hah hah hah hah hah! Don't worry boy! I'm just gonna take a little off the top.

:'''Goku''': I don't need a weapon to defeat you.

:'''Mercenary Tao''': No. You need a miracle. Now hand over the Dragon Ball while I still have some patience and I might let you live. Do as I say.

:'''Goku''': No, the Dragon Balls are mine not yours. So either you give me the ones you stole or I'll take them by foce.

:'''Mercenary Tao''': Bah! Don't be such a fool, you're just a child. Why do you want these stupid things so badly anyway?

:'''Goku''':

:'''Goku''': Hmm. Are you just gonna stand there, or what?

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(Mercenary Tao Runs Up fast by the Korin Tower)

:'''Narrator''': And so, Mercenary Tao climbs Korin's tower in search of the sacred water. Hoping it will increase his already phenominalphenomenal fighting strength. Meanwhile, Goku and Upa are forced to wait heplessly for the fight of the century to continue. And continue it will, in the next action packed episode of Dragon Ball.

=== The Last of Mercenary Tao ===

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:'''Mercenary Tao''': (to himself) Why did that old cat insist I take his cloud? I got the impression he didn't exactly care for me. Oh, well. I guess that's his loss. I'll never see him again!

:'''Korin''': Very clever thinking Korin we didn't need him getting any more strength climbing down the tower

:'''Mercenary Tao''': Do you have any last words?

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:'''Goku''': Wait, I don't want to fight you just hand over the Dragon Balls.

:'''Staff Officer Black''': If you want to see the Commander so badly, I'll take you to him. In pieces.

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:'''Staff Officer Black''': Commander Red. What do you mean by that?▼

:'''Goku''': This is getting us no where. I'll give you one more chance, hand over the Dragon Balls and surrender.

:'''Staff Officer Black''': No!

:'''Goku''': Okay. Let's finish this soon. I'm ready for lunch.

:'''Commander Red''': Heh heh hah hah haaa! I lived for moments like this. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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:'''Commander Red''': AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA. I don't really see this as losing a foe but gaining four dragon balls! Just one more ball, then at last my dream to be tall as a mountain will come true! Soon no one will be ever to look down at Commander Red again! I will become ruler of all I can see and my eye will tower over the heavens! Hmmm...hmm...heh heh heh...

▲:'''Staff Officer Black''': Commander Red.

▲:'''Commander Red''': Huh?

▲:'''Staff Officer Black''': What do you mean by that?

:'''Commander Red''': You! You're still...?

:'''Staff Officer Black''': Alive? Yes, commander sorry to disappoint you and I heard every word you said! Do you mean all of this was so thatsothat you could gain a few inches!?!

:'''Commander Red''': You bet. And what's wrong with that?

:'''Staff Officer Black''': It's a selfish goal!. It has nothing to do with the Red Ribbon Army!

:'''Commander Red''': It has everything to do with this army and my plans for the organization. These Dragon Balls are the tools I need to make this army and myself huge! It would be a grave mistake to underestimate my plan!

:'''Staff Officer Black''': Your lame plan's going to get us all killed!

:'''Commander Red''': I AMam THEthe REDRed RIBBONRibbon ARMY!Army! What's good for me is good for everyone and I want to be taller! All my life, I've drawn the short straw! I've had to contend with being a mere pebble in a land of giants! It is the curse of my existence! You couldn't possibly understand what it's like... the nightmare of being a genius, yet trapped inside this ugly little body!

:'''Staff Officer Black''': I understand that loyalty means nothing to you! You sold me out for your vanity!

:'''Commmander Red''': What's really eating you is there's no "Commander" in front of your name! And there never will be! You want to know why? Because you're small time! You're just a lackey! My errand boy! At your age, it's pathetic! (Staff Officer Black executes Commander Red by shooting him clean through the forehead)