The Muppet Show: Difference between revisions - Wikiquote

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===[[Sylvester Stallone]] [3.20]===

:'''[[w:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]]''': Welcome to The Muppet Show. We have great show tonight, Because our special guest star a famous director, screen writer, and the star of the popular movie called ''[[Rocky]]'', [[Sylvester Stallone]]. ''[a group teenage girls jumps to the stage]'' GET OUT OF THERE! ''[to the audience]'' Sorry about that, folks. Now anyways, We will like to start with a little Hawaiian number.

:''[A group teenage girls jumps to the stage]''

:'''[[w:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]]''': ''[To the girls]'' GET OUT OF THERE! ''[To the audience]'' Sorry about that, folks. Now anyways, We will like to start with a little Hawaiian number.

:'''One of the teenaged girl''': Is Sylvester going to wear a Hawaiian skirt?

:'''[[w:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]]''': ''[Toto the girl]'' NO! HE IS NOT IN THE OPENING NUMBER! Please get back to seat. Uh, Curtains.

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:'''[[Sylvester Stallone]]''': (''[gasps)]'' Birdie? Is that you? It is you. Oh. You came back to me. Hey, everybody. Let's change that tone.

:'''[All cheering]''': (cheering)

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:'''[[Sylvester Stallone]]''': Wow. I have a bird. Everyone, this is Birdie. Birdie, this is everyone. Isn't she cute? Look at the feathers she has. Isn't she the cutest bird on stage? ''[they touched their noses and smile together]''

:'''[[w:Statler and Waldorf|Statler and Waldorf]]''': (''[laughing hysterically)]'' You're my best friend!▼

:(they touched their noses and smile together)

▲:'''[[w:Statler and Waldorf|Statler and Waldorf]]''': (laughing hysterically) You're my best friend!

:'''[[w:Gonzo the Great|Gonzo]]''': Animal reunion.

:'''[[Sylvester Stallone]]''': Gonzo, this is Birdie.

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:'''[[Sylvester Stallone]]''': Oh, thank you, Gonzo. Birdie thanks you too. Well, thank you, Kermit. Bless you at all, I had a wonderful time. And Birdie came back. I only hope I didn't hurt the talking punching bag.

:'''The Punching Bag''': Hey, what hurt? Come on, Stallone, give us one last punch for old time's sake.

:'''[[Sylvester Stallone]]''': OKOkay. ''[He punches the punching bag]''

:'''The Punching Bag''': (''[chuckles)]'' Hey, Stallone, that's my kind of guy.

:'''[[w:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]]''': Okay. That's it for now. Hey, listen, be with us next time when our guest will be one of the world's greatest tuned slam players.

:'''[[w:Gonzo the Great|Gonzo]]''': Thank you again for telling me.

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:'''[[w:Statler and Waldorf|Waldorf]]''': Well, they say all good things come to an end.

:'''[[w:Statler and Waldorf|Statler]]''': What's that got to do with this show?

:''[They chuckle]''

:'''[[w:Statler and Waldorf|Statler and Waldorf]]''': (chuckles)

===[[w:Roger Miller|Roger Miller]] [3.21]===