The Ever-Evolving Game by Sebastian Scaini

1 year ago (1 edit) (+1)(-1)

Downvote me if you wish, but we need a blatantly visible play button on the menu, my dumb ass can't figure out how to see what this has become

You win if you do nothing for 5 min

there should be someone in a corner crying. this is known.

ive already commeted so I know this will probably be ignored, but maybe for an actual game element there should be donkey kong-esk platforming options that lead to each of the monsters? just spitballing

The water bottle should turn into flying spaghetti monster 5 seconds after hitting it with the cartridge and turn red after a second time.

time only moves when you don't move (your mouse)

slow down the moving arrow 

please

Add some epic, cinematic music.

add amogus that brings you to amogus drip 1 hour when you click it!!!

Add flying spaghetti monster, hold hands with flying spaghetti monster.

Flying spaghetti monster gives you a hug when you score

a score counter that is consistently wrong

The water bottle should react if you hit it with the physics object

it should be half basketball half platformer so you have to multitask.

flying cat with laser beam eyes that's holding a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it fighting a hand with eyeballs

add moving left to right, basketball is boring when you're standing still

there’s tony hawk pro skater like scoring for every action you can take in the game

mario should have a shotgun

If you hit the really really angry waterbottle it goes SUPER saiyan. and maybe it screams at you.

i think you should add jiggle physics. what is being jiggled is up to you

give all characters eyes that follow the mouse cursor

hitting the waterbottle with the cartridge should initiate a conversation window with it

Add a quit button that turns on light mode instead of actually quitting the game.

I want a waterbottle to be really really angry. It should have sentience and it should be pissed. and a waterbottle body.

add a menu where all the comments taken into account in the current version of the game are listed

when you click on the word game it should open up the game.

physics based basket ball

Joseph Joestar doing the Stanky Leg

insert pokemon red cartridge